For some time now we’ve lived in sin,
We have a toaster, a kettle and a stainless steel bin.
Saucepans and towels we have many;
Corkscrews and flannels we don’t need any.
We just want you with us on our special day,
But if you insist on a gift anyway,
We hope you don’t think we’re being funny,
But we’d really appreciate a gift of money!
We’ll put it all together and buy something that’s best,
As a reminder of our day and our wonderful guests.
(Like paying for the wedding or a honeymoon!)